which reminds me actually, there was a girl that served my friend in miss selfridges that looked just like her but with short dark hair, the urge to touch her face was too great and i genuinely really wanted to
my first born daughter shall be named johanna (yo-hanna) after this sexy beast #nohomo #maybealittlebithomo #alothomo
my nails are a right pain in the ass, if they’re too long i can’t play the guitar or work my phone and if they’re too short i can’t work the touchscreen till at work fml
Reblog if you are in a secondhand fandom.
madis-hartte: noway-youngjae: f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz: norulesnobras: Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom. It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you...
if spiders are harmless then why am i instinctively scared of them
went to a holocaust museum today and was completely and utterly unable to sympathise while the rest of my class were practically in tears, i think i have problems
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
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REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING...
What Eurovision is supposed to be: All the countries putting aside their differences for a peaceful, harmonius and enjoyable night of song, dance and sequins.
What Eurovision actually is: 4 POINTS FUCK YOU WE GAVE YOU 12 YOU FUCKING TRAITOR SEE IF WE ACT AS YOUR ALLY IN THE NEXT WORLD WAR YOU JUDAS SCUM